St. Patrick’s Day jokes let you bring out the silly shenanigans. Your little leprechauns will enjoy laughing, giggling, and smiling with puns, jokes, and riddles to celebrate the Irish holiday with not just leprechauns, but also with rainbows, pots of gold, and lucky four-leaf clovers. St. Patrick’s Day has become a day for families to try new foods and have a family fun day even if they are not Irish. And, isn’t every day a great day to laugh and embrace family fun, especially with tummy tickling jokes. After all, what was St. Patrick’s favorite kind of music? Sham-rock and roll.
Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day Jokes like a Leprechaun
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house? He wanted to sit on the Paddy O’!
Why do leprechauns prefer dollar bills to coins? Because they are green.
What kind of spells do leprechaun witches cast? Lucky Charms!
What basketball team do leprechauns cheer for? The Celtics.
What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green? A Jolly Green Giant.
Why are leprechauns hard to get along with? They are short-tempered.
What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river? He gets wet, of course.
Why are so many leprechauns work as gardeners? They have green thumbs.
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Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? They’re always a little short.
Where did the lazy leprechaun find gold? In the dictionary.
What do you call environmentally conscious leprechauns? Wee-cyclers.
How did the leprechaun go to the moon? In a sham-rocket
St. Patrick’s Day Jokes About Food
How can you tell if a potato is not from Ireland? When it is a French fry.
Why were all the leprechauns still complaining in April about it raining on St. Patrick’s Day? Because Irish stew.
What do you get when you do the Irish jig at McDonald’s? A Shamrock Shake.
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Why did the baker pour Coca-Cola into her mixer? She was trying to make soda bread.
What did the Irish potato say to his sweetheart? I only have eyes for you
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cora. Cora who? Coran beef and cabbage.
Search for Four-Leaf Clovers and Share St. Patrick’s Day Jokes
Why should you never iron a four-leaf clover? You don’t want to press your luck.
How is a good friend like a four-leaf clover? They are both hard to find.
How can you spot a jealous shamrock? It’s green with envy
What happens if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? You get a rash of good luck.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Irish. Irish Who? Irish I could find a four-leaf clover.
The Pot of Gold Could be at the End of St. Patrick’s Day Jokes About Rainbows
What kind of bow can’t be tied? A rainbow!
Why did the leprechaun climb the rainbow? To get to the other side.
Why did the leprechaun open his umbrella? He walked under a rainbow!
How old are leprechauns? So old that they can remember when rainbows were black and white.
What did the baby leprechaun find at the end of the rainbow? A potty gold.
St. Patrick’s Day jokes keep you dancing a jig throughout the day. Laugh, smile, and share jokes about leprechauns, clover, and rainbows in your kiddo’s lunchbox from the first day of March until St. Patrick’s Day on March 17. It’s all about their smiles each and every day no matter what the season. You can brag to your kiddos that you know lots of St. Patrick’s Day jokes just like the Irish musician. On what musical instrument did the musician play his St. Patrick’s Day tunes? His brag pipes.
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